Kids say the darndest things

Me: Savannah, why are you so loud?
Savannah: Because Hedder (since she can't say Heather)-my mouth is big!

Logan: I think sissy pooped in the bathtub!
My mom: What?
Logan: I saw little brown things!
My mom: Those were a toy!
Logan: But I saw little brown things!
My mom: You are a little brown thing!

Logan: I don't have to cry anymore. I'm five!

Savannah: My tummy is hung-y again.
Me: Why didn't you eat all your pizza?
Savannah: I did! I ate it allll gone!

I'm sure this list is only going to grow. Good thing they're so cute!